Fixedgeargallery...of tortured whispers.

If there were a Fixie Whisperer, here's what these bikes would tell him:

"My owner used all the bar tape wrapping my top tube and doesn't know where to buy more."

"There is nothing my owner won't buy. Nothing."


"Somiglio a una torta nuziale. Ucciderme. "

"My owner and I both get beat up a lot."

"Every time my owner gets a new star tattoo, I get another sticker! Yay!"

"Hello? Hello?!? If you can hear me, please, PLEASE steal me and put my gears back on! This guy is completely insane. My address is 313--oh, uh, hi there Buck. No, I wasn't talking to anybody. Say, why don't you clip on that helmet mirror and let's you and me go for a ride!"