Controversial BSNYC commenter and noted fixed-gear freestyler
Prolly reports that rapping person Kanye West has just purchased a Cinelli Vigorelli track bike from New York City shop
Trackstar. If this is indeed true and not a hoax, the Fixed-Gear Apocalypse may be drawing even nigher than heretofore thought. Photos of Kanye with the bike were not available, but Prolly submits this artist's rendering:

In other news, a candid photograph discovered by me indicates that Hillary Clinton's press secretary
Jay Carson may have an affinity for fixed-gears as well.
Finally, apropos of nothing, Greg Lemond's house was recently featured on The Travel Channel's "Luxurious Log Homes." I'm pleased to report that his log home is indeed luxurious.
Now back to today's post,
the Cannondale dramatization.