Thanks, good luck, and be sure to tip your proctor.
--BSNYC/RTMS
1) Which professional cyclist is retiring again?
--Lance Armstrong
--Floyd Landis
--Tyler Hamilton
--Eddy Merckx
2) What is this?
--An electric Kestrel
--A lazy dentist's dream
--A sane person's nighmare
--All of the above
3) "For the sport and the longevity of the sport, to wear cool race kit and to make an image for yourself is more important than the odd win here and there." Who said this, and with regard to what?
--Brock Curry of Rock Racing, with regard to his team's flashy kits
--Rachel Atherton, with regard to the UCI's ban on skinsuits in downhill and 4X
--Shanaze Reade, with regard to the UCI's ban on jeans in BMX
--Damjan Zabovnik, with regard to the IHPVA's ban on clown suits in recumbent racing
4) According to the lettering above the rear windshield, this tow truck, "The Originator," spotted by me in Boerum Hill, Brooklyn, is "Fueled by ______":
--Passion
--Ethanol
--Hate
--Cream Cheese

5) Who the hell is this?
--BSNYC
--RTMS
--Some schmuck in an ascot and sport jacket
--All of the above
6) After at least two fixed-gears and an incalculable number of spoke cards, the cycling world has finally run out of ways to express support for Barack Obama:
--True
--False
7) Could this be love at first sight?
--Very possibly
--Probably not
8) Ah, yes, the courtship rituals of the rich. This Seven-riding Pepé Le Pew's quarry may very well have made an appearance on this very blog.
--Very possibly
--Probably not
9) The fixed-gear trend has re-invigorated the eternally fruitless quest to re-invent the bicycle frame.
--True
--False