BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

First of all, I want to thank everyone who's sent in submissions for The Great BSNYC/RTMS Fyxomatosis Photo Parody Contest (presented by the Gourmet Cheese of the Month Club) so far. The response has been overwhelming (and by "overwhelming" I mean perverse and occasionally nauseating) and I am looking forward to sharing some of them with you next week.

Secondly, in the spirit of reciprocity, I am punishing you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and then click on your answer. If you're right you'll see either the item or confirmation that you were correct. If you're wrong, you'll see what we'll all be wearing in the post-Apocalyptic future.

Have a great weekend, and ride safe. See you Monday.

--BSNYC/RTMS

1) This ~~video~~ short film, "Perspective Line," (which goes great with the full-length version of Smash Mouth's "All Star," by the way) represents:

--A high water mark of fixed-gear pretentiousness

--The greatest accomplishment in fixed-gear movie-making to date

--Fixed-gear freestyling of the mind

--A Charlie Kaufman/Council of Doom "collabo"

2) Why has the protagonist of "Perspective Line" dropped to his knees?

--He's lost a contact lens

--He's leaving a ~~rock~~ metaphor in the middle of the Bonneville Salt Flats

--He's burying the 17-tooth Phil Wood cog he just used to murder someone

--He's praying fervently for a plot

3) These are NYC food delivery bikes:

--True

--False

4) This video, "Fixie Life" by the Fixies, is significant because:

--The Fixies may be the new Beastie Boys

--The Fixies may be the new Monkees

--The Fixies may have made the first-ever fixed-gear video in which the soundtrack is actually appropriate for the video

--The Fixies may be on PCP

5) What is this rider doing?

--Testing out his Chris King sealed bearing hubs

--Testing out his Chris King sealed bottom bracket

--Testing out the sipes on his Schwalbe tires

--Making a puzzling line choice given there's both a bridge and a trail immediately to his right

6) Why should this reader not worry so much?

--Children don't look up to pro road cyclists anyway

--They should probably all be wearing helmets but they're professionals and adults who can make their own decisions

--The only helmetless rider visible is Jonathan Vaughters, and they don't really need him anyway

--All of the above

7) According to Lance Armstrong's twitter, he was tested for performance-enhancing drugs yet again yesterday. This means that, since officially announcing his comeback, Armstrong has been tested:

--Every 8.6 weeks

--Every 8.6 days

--Every 8.6 hours

--Every 8th time he urinates