(Vespa and Ghost Bike in Park Slope, Brooklyn)
I'm not the sort of person who makes New Year's resolutions. Frankly, I think they're pointless. Actually, they're a lot like white bar tape in that they might seem like a good idea but in practice they only last a couple of weeks before getting sullied. However, many people persist in thinking that they can change themselves after a night of heavy drinking. And if you're a folk singer whose resolution is to become a bike messenger in 2009, you're in luck:
Messenger Bike and Lock for Acoustic Guitar or best offer - $80 (Midtown)Reply to: [deleted]
Date: 2008-12-28, 8:57PM EST
Messenger bike for sale or trade. Bike needs new pedal and possibly tires that aren't bald. Comes with pretty tuff lock. I used this bike as a messenger for a few days. Brakes work fine. Steers well. Did the job, but didn't want to throw any more money into fixing it. Good deal if you have some pedals lying around and know how to work on bikes. Take a look at the picture as what you see is what you get. I bought the bike for $60 and the lock for $50 this december on craigslist. Lock is solid. Chain is a little short, but I always found a place to lock it up. You might like this bike. Let me now. Thanks.
It would appear that this person spent a few days as a messenger, only to decide that he (or she) is better suited to the life of a folkie. I love a good lifestyle swap, and I'm heartened by the notion that as 2009 rolls in so will a new messenger, while at the same time a freshly-minted folk singer will hop a freight train and roll on out. I'd also love to be present at the exchange, since it very well could prove to be an historical one. After all, we are in the midst of a recession, and the timing couldn't be better for a new Woodie Guthrie or Bob Dylan.
Indeed, the times may be a-changin', but some things never change, and I'm confident that in 2009 you'll still be able to buy expensive secondhand Pistas. Like this one:
Custom Bianchi Pista - $750 (Chelsea)
Reply to: [deleted]
Date: 2008-12-29, 12:23PM EST
Frame: Bianchi Pista 55cm
Custom Painted Gloss White
Fork: Chrome threded 43mm Rake
Headset: Tange Threaded Custom Polished
Stem: Nitto Jaguar Steel 90mm
Handlebar: Nitto B123 Steel 37cm
Cateye NOS Cloth Tape Brown
Crank: Sugino RD Track Cranks 165mm
Chainring: TA Specialties 48t 1/8"
Bottom Bracket: Sugino 68x103 Sealed Bearing
Pedals: MKS Sylvan Track
MKS Steel Toe Clips w/ Leather Cover
MKS Toe Straps
Chain: KMC S10 1/8 Track Chain
Cog: Shimano Dura Ace 16t Cog and Lockring
Seatpost: Kalloy 27.0
Saddle: NOS Turbo Brown Suede
Wheel: Formula Hubs 32H Solver
Sun MA13II Rims Double Wall High Polished
DT Spokes with Alloy Nipples
Tires: Vittoria Rubino 700x23c Black/Black
http://velospace.org/node/15976
Bikes was assembled over the span of the summer. Well over $1300 invested, was never ridden and still resides at the bike shop where I work as a mechanic. Due to a recent move I can not have this bikes in my apt. My loss is your gain.
The only flaw is a small dent in the top tube due to the handlebars
but hardly noticable because of the paint.
Email if you would like to come by to see the bike.
Custom Bianchi Pista - $750 (Chelsea)
Reply to: [deleted]
Date: 2008-12-29, 12:23PM EST
Frame: Bianchi Pista 55cm
Custom Painted Gloss White
Fork: Chrome threded 43mm Rake
Headset: Tange Threaded Custom Polished
Stem: Nitto Jaguar Steel 90mm
Handlebar: Nitto B123 Steel 37cm
Cateye NOS Cloth Tape Brown
Crank: Sugino RD Track Cranks 165mm
Chainring: TA Specialties 48t 1/8"
Bottom Bracket: Sugino 68x103 Sealed Bearing
Pedals: MKS Sylvan Track
MKS Steel Toe Clips w/ Leather Cover
MKS Toe Straps
Chain: KMC S10 1/8 Track Chain
Cog: Shimano Dura Ace 16t Cog and Lockring
Seatpost: Kalloy 27.0
Saddle: NOS Turbo Brown Suede
Wheel: Formula Hubs 32H Solver
Sun MA13II Rims Double Wall High Polished
DT Spokes with Alloy Nipples
Tires: Vittoria Rubino 700x23c Black/Black
http://velospace.org/node/15976
Bikes was assembled over the span of the summer. Well over $1300 invested, was never ridden and still resides at the bike shop where I work as a mechanic. Due to a recent move I can not have this bikes in my apt. My loss is your gain.
The only flaw is a small dent in the top tube due to the handlebars
but hardly noticable because of the paint.
Email if you would like to come by to see the bike.
$750 may seem like a lot for a used Pista--even if it's been upgraded and supposedly hasn't been ridden. However, keep in mind the seller has somehow spent $1,300 dollars on it. This is a frightening sum, and it's hard to see where the money went. I suppose some of it went into the custom white paint job, which is kind of like paying extra at a restaurant to have the flavor removed from your food. He would have been better off wrapping the frame with 1,300 singles and clear-coating it.
Fortunately, if you feel like going down to Washington, DC, you can spend a little more than half that for a little more than half a Pista:
Biachi Pista Respectable remains of a bike jacking - $400 (Dupont Circle/Adams Morgan)
Reply to: [deleted}
Date: 2008-12-29, 9:22PM EST
One moment of thoughtlessness and my bike's now half gone. After moving from Boston to DC, I don't have as much use for it now, so I'm passing on what's left instead of fixing it up. What was stolen is the fork, front wheel, bull horn handlebars, pedals and a front brake. I actually have the headset--I replaced the original when I first got the bike bc the guy who sold it to me forgot to ship the part with the bike. He mailed it out later and now I have it to toss in. The condition of what remains I'd put at a 6 or 7. Most notably, there's some superficial rust damage on the chain and back bolts. I never left it out in the rain and generally wiped it down, so I'm confident that this is just surface stuff. The picture's kinda crummy, so I'll add that the Pista striped logo was removed by the previous owner and replaced with a eagle on the bottom bar. The eagle decal is pretty weathered/worn down. There's also a sticker on the front. Wheel is in good shape. For dimensions I've measured the inside of the frame: vertical bar: 19" horizontal bar: 20.5" bottom bar: 23.5" I can provide more and better images upon request. Thanks for your interest!
$400 negotiable...really negotiable.
Biachi Pista Respectable remains of a bike jacking - $400 (Dupont Circle/Adams Morgan)
Reply to: [deleted}
Date: 2008-12-29, 9:22PM EST
One moment of thoughtlessness and my bike's now half gone. After moving from Boston to DC, I don't have as much use for it now, so I'm passing on what's left instead of fixing it up. What was stolen is the fork, front wheel, bull horn handlebars, pedals and a front brake. I actually have the headset--I replaced the original when I first got the bike bc the guy who sold it to me forgot to ship the part with the bike. He mailed it out later and now I have it to toss in. The condition of what remains I'd put at a 6 or 7. Most notably, there's some superficial rust damage on the chain and back bolts. I never left it out in the rain and generally wiped it down, so I'm confident that this is just surface stuff. The picture's kinda crummy, so I'll add that the Pista striped logo was removed by the previous owner and replaced with a eagle on the bottom bar. The eagle decal is pretty weathered/worn down. There's also a sticker on the front. Wheel is in good shape. For dimensions I've measured the inside of the frame: vertical bar: 19" horizontal bar: 20.5" bottom bar: 23.5" I can provide more and better images upon request. Thanks for your interest!
$400 negotiable...really negotiable.
I have to admit I'm impressed that the thief actually took the time to cherry-pick the bike the way he did. I suppose removing the entire front end is just a matter of unbolting the stem and top cap, but the fact that he also took the time to swipe the pedals is unusual. This Pista was less a victim of "jacking" than it was of embezzlement. Of course, it is DC, so maybe the thief was a politician.
In any case, December 31st is more than just the last day of 2008. It's also the last day for submissions to The Great BSNYC/RTMS Fyxomatosis Photo Parody Contest (presented by Boston Whaler Boats--The Unsinkable Legend). And just in case you've forgotten what's at stake, let me remind you that the winner will receive: a pie plate; a beer cozy-elk's tooth combo pack; a Fyxomatosis chainring; a Boston Whaler decal; and some crappy t-shirt for a booby prize.
Speaking of boobies, I've been so inspired by the photos I've received that I've decided to submit my own. I hereby present to you the "Spoke Breast:"
The bicycle in the photo does not belong to me, but I will neither confirm nor deny ownership of the novelty mammary or the paper umbrella. If this image is causing your most recent meal to retreat back up your alimentary canal and eject itself onto your keyboard, perhaps this sepia version will be more agreeable to you:
Naturally, though, I'm not eligible to win my own contest. (Nor, as the cycling world's worst photographer, am I even capable.) Another person ineligible to win (despite being an accomplished photographer) is Andy of Fyxomatosis, who has also sent a submission:
It appears this model has incorrectly placed his novelty mammaries beneath his frock instead of in his spokes where they belong.
On the other hand, this submission (via the proprietors of this blog) is extremely eligible, and I must say it's got an excellent shot at the prize:
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Most of these submissions are also eligible, and I present them in no particular order:
The bicycle in the photo does not belong to me, but I will neither confirm nor deny ownership of the novelty mammary or the paper umbrella. If this image is causing your most recent meal to retreat back up your alimentary canal and eject itself onto your keyboard, perhaps this sepia version will be more agreeable to you:
Naturally, though, I'm not eligible to win my own contest. (Nor, as the cycling world's worst photographer, am I even capable.) Another person ineligible to win (despite being an accomplished photographer) is Andy of Fyxomatosis, who has also sent a submission:
It appears this model has incorrectly placed his novelty mammaries beneath his frock instead of in his spokes where they belong.On the other hand, this submission (via the proprietors of this blog) is extremely eligible, and I must say it's got an excellent shot at the prize:
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Most of these submissions are also eligible, and I present them in no particular order:
Eligible (despite having been taken 20 years ago);
Eligible (and considerate--wearing your wheels to bed totally makes the sheets all gritty);
Eligibility status pending (as this has apparently also appeared on Fyxomatosis) though in any case worthy of honorable mention;
Eligible (and perhaps the most achingly beautiful plate photo ever taken);
Eligible (and crotchal);
Eligible (yes, that is a Cannondale track bike mounting a Giant mountain bike as a Trek road bike looks away with a Mavic wheel bag over its eyes in a vain effort to pretend it isn't happening);
Eligible (and some of the finest coiffures I've seen outside of Hairy Situations in Austin);
Eligible (and a refreshing lo-fi alternative to Prolly's Merckx porn);
Eligible (and an excellent use of the Washington Monument's phallic properties);
And eligible (though I think that water's photoshopped).
If your submission has not appeared, this does not mean it is not under consideration, or that it won't appear at a later date. It may simply be due to the fact I haven't had a good look at it yet. But rest assured I will be donning my judging smock in the coming days, and in due course will announce a winner. In the meantime, I will be donning my drinking smock (a Hefty lawn and leaf bag in which I've made head and arm holes) and staying as far from Times Square as possible. In the meantime, enjoy the holiday. I'll be gone as of the typing of the period at the end of this sentence, and will return on Monday, January 5th with regular updates.
