Secondly, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you're right you'll see confirmation, and if you're wrong you'll be seduced by Murray.
Thanks very much for reading, emailing, commenting and making the "process" of writing this blog so enjoyable, be sure to wring the last few drops of sweaty enjoyment from the remainder of the summer, enjoy the Labor Day weekend (assuming your countryway observes it), and ride safely, smartly, and flambulliently.
--BSNYC/RTMS
1) Gary Klein, once synonymous with fat aluminum tubing and dessert-like "colourways," is now synonymous with:
--Stethescopes
--Periscopes
--Telescopes
--The Scopes Monkey Trial
2) "Fuss Vom Gas" means:
--"Foot on the Gas"
--"Foot off the Gas"
--"The Gas Foot"
--"Fussy When Gassy"
3) According to Seth Stevenson of Slate, Dutch city bikes are:
--"Primly recitilinear"
--"Prudely rectal"
--"Rectangularly prim"
--"Practically rectangular"
4) "Y Water" is the first beverage that you consume anally.
--True
--False
5) Who makes this steel "club racer," complete with gently sloping top tube and bars slightly lower than the saddle?
--Rivendell
--Velo Orange
--Bridgestone
--Cervélo
6) Whose theme saddle is this?
--Alberto Contador's
--Alexandre Vinokourov's
--Chris Horner's
--Danilo DiLuca's
(Unzipped by a pothole.)
7) According to Zipp's lead engineer Josh Poertner, why did both of Magnus Backstedt's wheels fail in the 2008 Paris-Roubaix?
--He is too big
--Carbon rims are a poor choice for a Spring Classic
--He chose poor lines on the cobbled sections
--He ran 24mm tires instead of 27mm tires on race day
8) Which bicycle company is "dropping" this fixed-gear freestyler?
--Giant
--Felt
--Trek
--Specialized
(Model has been clothed and sepiaed for your convenience.)
9) Tough times for the men's magazines? The above image, complete with crappy old department store mountain bike, is this month's "Playboy" centerfold.
--True
--False
Two Years Ago, Punk on a Bike - w4m - 23 (TriBeCa)
Date: 2009-08-28, 2:33AM EDT
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2 years ago I was walking my dog on Beach Street near Hudson, wearing a flowered dress and listening to ____________________________ on my discman! You biked by, black jeans, gangly, no helmet, turned around to look at me. Smiled cheekily. It may have been directed at the person behind me but I never forgot. I had just cut my hair. I love you?
What was she listening to?
--Iggy and the Stooges
--Creedence Clearwater Revivial
--Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians
--The audiobook of David Lee Roth's "Crazy From the Heat"
***Special Discman-Themed Bonus Question***
Two Years Ago, Punk on a Bike - w4m - 23 (TriBeCa)
Date: 2009-08-28, 2:33AM EDT
Reply To This Post
2 years ago I was walking my dog on Beach Street near Hudson, wearing a flowered dress and listening to ____________________________ on my discman! You biked by, black jeans, gangly, no helmet, turned around to look at me. Smiled cheekily. It may have been directed at the person behind me but I never forgot. I had just cut my hair. I love you?
What was she listening to?
--Iggy and the Stooges
--Creedence Clearwater Revivial
--Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians
--The audiobook of David Lee Roth's "Crazy From the Heat"