
If you have any sense as a cyclist, you know that my disapproval of your bike means absolutely nothing. Now you can own that disapproval by displaying this sticker on your bicycle, car, pet, or the underside of your toilet seat! (Or stick it on your buddy's bike while he's shopping for skinny jeans.)
Just click here to order. And if anybody actually does order, 50% of the profits will be donated to the
ALS Association Greater New York Chapter. (The other 50% will be subject to my indiscretion.)
Thanks!