--The six times I hung up on him because I thought he was a telemarketer;
--My unfortunate Michael Richards-esque outburst about Nova Scotians;
--The 46 minutes we spent trying to diagnose a creak on Jason's bike over the phone;
--A cassette recording I made in the 80s in which I pretended to have a talk show and interviewed the cast of "Three's Company;"
--The point at which, emboldened by Recharge and vodka, I challenged the Fat Cyclist to a "blog-off."
So if you're interested in hearing what I sound like, please head over there, have a listen, and then feel free to come back and tell me. Thanks to Jason and Rocbike for the unique and enjoyable opportunity.