BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

School may be out, but knowledge is always in! And nothing's cooler or more enjoyable than taking tests. So in the interest of helping keep everbody in style, I've put together a little pre-weekend wit-sharpening quiz. As usual, study the question and choose your answer carefully. If you're right, you'll see the item (or something close to it). If you're wrong, you'll see a PSA for cheese.

Good luck, and ride safe this weekend.

--RTMS

These geese in Prospect Park are:

--Holding an early-season cyclocross clinic

--Holding a demonstration for legal, state-sanctioned same-sex Anserinae marriage

--Planning to launch a violent yet downy attack on the next pie-plated rider they see

--Just honking, defecating, and generally nibbling themselves

What's going on here?

--The Discovery Channel is promoting "Shark Week"

--The Discovery Channel is promoting the "BSNYC Summer Live-Blogging Spectacular!!!"

--Two aspiring actors have bartered away the last remaining bits of their souls

--Both A and C

Why doesn't Cadel want anybody touching him?

--His collarbone, like his spirit, is so brittle it could crumble under the slightest pressure.

--He's not made from the steely stuff of champions. He's made from the fissiparous stuff of Wheaties, the breakfast of champions.

--He's tired and cranky from a day of wheelsucking and he just wants some warm milk, a massage, and some snuggly-wuggly time with his stuffed lion.

--All of the above



There is such a thing as a "Suitcase of Sausage:"

--True

--False

This picture depicts:

--A reader-submitted photo of a pirate bike rack in action

--The latest in fixter streetwear

--An ill-advised bike shop sidewalk display ("I'm slashing prices on fixed-gears with my hook hand and menacing blade!")

--Pake's pun-tastic new pirate-themed ad campaign: "Arrrrr ye Pake?"

Who is this?

--The star of a new urban bicycle-themed sitcom

--The star of a Mission Bicycles testimonial

--A motorcyclist being interviewed about the deafeningly loud straight pipes on his Harley Davidson softail

--The star of Specialized's new Langster TV ad campaign






What's on top of the car under the curtain in this Volkswagen ad?

--A Trek Madone

--A trackstanding fixter

--A brace of fixies

--Vern Troyer riding a Dahon folder on rollers