BSNYC Thursday Fun Quiz! (with announcement)

First of all, while I've got your attention, I'd like to take the opportunity to inform you that I have been mercifully called away from New York City for a few days.  As such, after today I will be gone through Tuesday of next week, and will resume regular updates on Wednesday the 27th.  However, this should not stop you from stopping by on Friday, Monday, and Tuesday, because I've arranged for some material from a special guest contributor.  So stay tuned.

In the meantime, on the eve of my departure, I've decided to leave you on a sour note by hitting you with a quiz.  As usual, study the question, think, and click on your answer.  If you're right you'll know it.  If you're wrong, you'll see this video of Critical Mass riders making a difference, as forwarded by a reader.

Thanks for reading, and good luck.  See you on the 27th, and be sure to stop by in the meantime.

--RTMS

"It was over before I even knew what happened."

Who said the above, and to what does it refer?

--Cadel Evans, about his pre-withdrawal from the upcoming Vuelta a Espana

--Garmin-Chipotle team doctor Prentice Steffen, about getting coldcocked by Marty Jemison

--Dimitry Fofonov, about his professional road racing career

--Mario Cipollini, about his first sexual encounter

Are these things for real?

--Yes

--No

Thanks to sponsor Levi's, fans of BMX pro Morgan Wade can vote online to determine:

--What color denim he will compete in

--Whether he will compete in full-length jeans or jean shorts

--Whether he will wear any underwear in competition

--Whether he will wear any pants at all in competition

The above, spotted by a reader in Charlottesville, VA, is:

--Completely safe from anybody with an IQ under 70

--A free Cannondale

--Laterally secure and vertically vulnerable

--All of the above

The above, seen in Prospect Park, depicts:

--The StairCycle in action

--The PrayerCycle in action

--The Mogo scooter in action

--BSNYC out for a training ride

(It's the Marlboro douche!)

Ah yes, bikes and cigarettes--so cool, and even cooler together.  Which company is selling their clothing with carcinogens?

--Cadence

--Twin Six

--Rapha

--Trackstar

Who said, "That's just pure ignorancy" with regard to the Riccardo Ricco affair?

--George Hincapie

--Paul Sherwen

--Johan Bruyneel

--Jonathan Vaughters

Special sepia-toned bonus question--the owner of the leg above is:

--Measuring her massive quads

--Spearheading a campaign to get Michael Ball to make a keirin-cut jean

--Proudly showing off the results of her paprika, sour cream, and dumpling diet
--All of the above