BSNYC Friday Fun Quiz!

Firstly, I have news of great importance for any haters out there.  Please note that you have been granted a temporary reprieve from ball-sucking, as the beloved "All You Haters Suck My Balls" wheel has officially been unlaced:

While the haters may be relieved, the rest of you are surely as distressed as this wheel is de-stressed.  I've been a great fan of this wheel ever since I first laid eyes on it, and it pains me deeply to see the heart quite literally cut out of this once-great rolling statement.  However, I've been assured the owner has future plans for the AYHSMB rim, and I am comforted to know that it will one day roll again.  So we can all breathe easy--though if you're a hater, your days of unobsructed breathing are surely numbered.

And with that said, it is my sadistic pleasure to beset you with a quiz.  As always, read the question, think carefully, and click on your answer.  If you're right, you'll see the item.  If you're wrong, you'll see definitive proof of the presta valve's superiority.

Good luck, and as always thanks for reading.

--BSNYC/RTMS

1) Who said, "I'd rather die pretty than survive with helmet hair"?

--Blake Lively

--BSNYC

--Katie Kilby

--Michael Chiklis

2) The Metal Inquisition blog appreciated the "Metal Rage" alleycat.

--True

--False

3) The above record can be categorized as:

--Grindcore

--Death Metal

--Alterna-sludge with a twist of klezmer

--White

4) Which of the following is not a real piece of advice from an article about knuckle tattoos?

--"If you've got unusually hairy knuckles you might want to think of alternative placement since hair can make knuck tattoos tough to read."

--"It's going to become one of the main features you'll be identified with in society, so make sure you're cool with that."

--"Lettering should always be thought about long and hard, and since lettering is a common knuck tattoo, the display will be front and center and you should make sure the word(s) will last in meaning and significance."

--"You can make a great knuckle tattoo idea look amazing with the right font or lettering choice."

5) Knuckle tattoos are the ultimate when it comes to expressing yourself indelibly on your digits.

--True

--False

6) Which of the following is not an actual bike-buying tip from the Washington Post?

--"The cyclocross is for people who want speed and efficiency but also like to beat up their bikes. These bikes also tend to have racks attached to them for carrying things like a briefcase or a laptop."

--"An ultra-light carbon fiber road bike may be expensive, but it can shave minutes off your daily commute."

--"If you're buying a bike to ride with a group of friends, pick the same type of bike they have."

--"A fixed-gear bike also requires less cash but you have to stop the bike with your feet rather than using a hand brake."

7) BSNYC was recently quoted in which unlikely publication?

--Accent on Cheese

--Quill and Quire

--The Wall Street Journal

--CNBC European Business

8) According to Steve Jobs, what is "the equivalent of a bicycle for our minds"?

--the condor

--the iPhone

--the computer

--the Newton

***Special Bike Security Bonus Question***

What's going on here?

--Someone's using the new Kryptonite keyless lock system

--Someone correctly believes that he and he alone understands the mysterious workings of the quick-release

--The bike belongs to an Amish person, and the Amish are not allowed to use padlocks

--Unless that frame is filled with killer bees, someone's about to lose a bike