Still, for general smugness, you just can't beat a good old-fashioned bike move, and here's one that took place recently in Boulder, CO (forwarded by a reader):
If you were troubled by that "Fixed" video from Tuesday's post, you'll be pleased to know that this one features the GHMOIARBH's arch-nemesis, the Downy-Bearded Helmet Mirror-Wearer (or DBHMW):

(They just don't build bicycle helmets like they used to.)
His superpower is a lack of pretense, his sandals are SPD compatible, and he wields a pair of bar ends with deadly accuracy.
There's also nothing quite as satisfying as receiving "golf claps" from your fellow citizens:

Best of all, you're saving the Earth, and for this reason those car trips you made to the Home Depot to buy plastic tubs don't count:

Best of all, you're saving the Earth, and for this reason those car trips you made to the Home Depot to buy plastic tubs don't count:


And with that, I'm pleased to present you with a quiz. As always, study the item, think, and click on your answer. If you're right you'll know, and if you're wrong you'll see fixed-gear freestyling gone corporate.
Thanks very much for reading and for forwarding many of the items of which this quiz is comprised, ride safe, and enjoy the weekend.
--BSNYC/RTMS

(The FleMond)
1) Floyd Landis and Greg LeMond now share:
2) After being sexually assaulted at the Giro d'Italia, Bradley Wiggins may opt to skip the Tour de France.
3) Bianchi is apparently trying to revive a flatlining PistaDex by offering their venerable Pista in:
--Cabon fiber
--Titanium
--Bamboo
--Black
4) The answer to every single question on "The Great Canadian Cyclists Exam" is "Steve Bauer."
--True
--False

5) At last, a:

7) This treadmill bike is:
--"Custum"
--"Great for this summer"
--"A real haed turner"
--All of the above

--True
--False

--Cabon fiber
--Titanium
--Bamboo
--Black

--True
--False

5) At last, a:
6) "Schluff" no more! Now you can buy a:

7) This treadmill bike is:
--"Custum"
--"Great for this summer"
--"A real haed turner"
--All of the above
--A saint
--An angel
--A tool
***Special Olfactory-Themed Bonus Question***
If you smell a foul odor, it is time to: