BSNYC Tuesday Fun Quiz!

Spring is in the air (at least in New York, and at least for the moment) and your attention is undoubtedly beginning to wander outside--especially if you're a cyclist. So in order to help you focus, I've put together a little quiz. As usual, just read the question and click on your choice. If you're right, you'll see the answer. If you're wrong, you'll see this awesome fixed-gear skidding video, forwarded to me by a reader.

Good luck!

The state of New Jersey is attempting to ban:

--Fixed-gear bicycles

--Clipless pedals

--Group rides comprised of more than eight (8) cyclists

--Quick releases

According to this bicycle sales training video, how should you handle "casuals and most escalators?"

--Encourage them

--Avoid "over-selling" them

--Challenge them

--Don't waste your time with them

What complaint does the owner have regarding this bike?

--It's "dork ass ugly"

--It suffers from "shit ass pedal strike"

--It's got "lame ass braze ons"

--Speed wobble

What's Chris Carmichael's latest free morsel of training advice?

--Let people sit on your wheel during rides

--Motorpace behind unsuspecting motorists

--Do strength-building exercises at red lights and food stops to maximize training time

--Buy a more aerodynamic bicycle

According to Mountain Bike Action, how should you ride through rock gardens?

--"Go with the flow, but always with conviction."

--"Avoid falling down on rocks with sharp edges."

--"Visualize your line first, then follow it like a bloodhound follows a scent."

--All of the above

The phrase "Shorts Liquidation" refers to:

--A Performance Bicycle sale

--The pre-ride application of chamois cream

--A road racing hydration technique

--A euphemism for having an "accident" while riding

The "Buy It Now" price for this headset on eBay is only:

--$60.00

--$80.00

--$109.99

--$179.99

This picture shows:

--Two trends spooning

--The stuff of which every Williamsburg resident's dreams are made

--The apex of "hipster" ingenuity

--All of the above

***Special not safe for work springtime bonus question: conducting an innocent Google image search for which bike-related phrase is most likely to yield sexually explicit results on the first page?

--Nipple wrench

--Bike muffs

--Bicycle rear rack

--Headset press