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Round and Round: Wheel in the Sky Keeps On Failing

A graduate student once observed to me that education is the only industry in which consumers actually prefer shoddy merchandise. In other words, the easier the class, the happier students are-even though they're supposed to be learning, and even though they're often paying top dollar to do so. Well, this particular graduate student was certainly not a cyclist, because when it comes to paying lots of money for crap nobody queues up for the privilege like we do.

By now, many of you have probably read that Ben Delaney of VeloNews was the victim of an exploding Mavic R-Sys front wheel:

The R-Sys was first introduced to the cycling world in 2007, and it featured Mavic's new "Tracomp" technology. This basically meant that, instead of being built with tensioned metal spokes, the R-Sys was built with hollow carbon fiber spokes which operated under compression--like the spokes of a wooden wagon wheel, as many people pointed out at the time. Despite the fact that the wheel essentially relied on 19th century technology, Mavic certainly broke new ground when it came to pricing, since a pair of R-Sys wheels costs about $1,400. One wonders what other outmoded 19th century relics Mavic could resurrect and charge exorbitant amounts of money for; smallpox, racism, and the Napoleonic Wars leap immediately to mind. Certainly building these into a wheelset might pose a bit of a challenge, but I'm pretty sure Mavic's marketing department would be up to the task.

Anyway, the R-Sys proved itself to be garbage in short order, and there were a number of highly visible front wheel failures. As such, they recalled the wheels in January 2009, and began delivering "upgraded" replacements in March. So what makes the failure Ben Delaney experienced particularly noteworthy is the fact that it occurred with one of these new "upgraded" wheels. Naturally, as a member of the cycling press, Delaney contacted Mavic, who sent no less than five representatives to Boulder. Ultimately, these representatives suggested the problem may have been "rider error:"

You've got to admire Mavic's audacity at this point. They design a wheel that is obviously flawed, recall it, issue a replacement, and then when that replacement fails in the same way--under someone from VeloNews!--they tell him he may have been using it wrong. Never mind the fact that it's pretty hard to destroy a bicycle wheel through "rider error," unless that error involves riding into a wall at 30mph. From what I can tell, all Ben Delaney was doing was racing on the wheel and turning left. Of course, it's entirely possible that's where the error lies. Perhaps the R-Sys is directional, and he was using the "right only" version. (Mavic's new directional wheelsets save weight by shaving material from the side opposite the one on which you're turning.)

Given that the R-Sys has a history of failure and Delaney's broke in normal use, it's pretty safe to say the design is fundamentally flawed. Nonetheless, Delaney is instead treating the incident like the Kennedy assassination and "spent more than two weeks tracking down people who had seen the crash and asking them what they saw." These people included fellow racers, course marshalls, and mechanics. Here's the gripping video testimony of one eyewitness:



Here's a conflicting account, which indicates that killer bees may have been involved:



And here's Dennis Hopper's characteristically unique take on the incident:

Certainly, paired spoke technology pioneer Rolf Dietrich does stand to gain financially from Mavic's demise as a company, and it's not completely outside the realm of possibility that he was hiding in a grassy knoll that day with a small-caliber rifle of some kind. (Though given Dietrich's propensity for pairing things a double barrel shotgun seems more appropriate.) Another possibility is serial retrogrouch and uber-curmudgeon Jobst Brandt, who never forgave Mavic for discontinuing his cherished MA2 rim, and who as the world's foremost proponent of wire-spoked wheels may have finally reached the breaking point like a spoke that has not been properly stress-relieved according to his detailed instructions in "The Bicycle Wheel."

But as compelling as these theories are, sometimes the simplest answer is the correct one, and the simple answer here is that the R-Sys, upgraded or not, is an overpriced piece of crap. Still, while Delaney's faith in the R-Sys has obviously been shattered like, well, an R-Sys, he continues to stand by Mavic as a company. While this is in no doubt at least partially owing to his journalistic due diligence, it's also a typical case of roadie congnitive dissonance. In the world of road cycling, components are always "bulletproof" until proven otherwise--and even then, people will still want them. Take this now-ironic Competitivecyclist review of the R-Sys. Not only does it say that "this could be a great criterium wheel" for "bigger riders:"

But it also says that "this is a great all-purpose wheel...particularly those hard on equipment." Why? Because it will "seemingly go for a long, long time with few problems.":

Firstly, you can't determine that something will "go for a long, long time with few problems" until it's actually gone for a long, long time with few problems. Secondly, what is it about a lightweight wheel with hollow carbon fiber spokes that even seems durable? They must have watched this compelling video, in which an R-Sys spoke is able to withstand the punishing forces of one diminutive Frenchman:

Yes, amazingly, it turns out there's a difference between actual durability and the suggestion of durability--which is why you can't actually buy an R-Sys from Competitivecyclist. Incidentally, I think the translation in the video may be incorrect. While the subtitle says the spoke "is able to work both in traction and compression," I think what he was really saying was that when compressed the spoke will put you in traction.

Ultimately, the big question is: have Mavic finally pushed their reputation to the breaking point along with their wheel technology? Until now, they've had an astonishing run, most recently having convinced legions of roadies that a $1,000 pair of Ksyriums is a logical choice for an all-around training and racing wheelset despite the fact that you could have a more solid yet equally raceable pair of wheels built for less than half that. But this starts to backfire when roadies start considering the Ksyrium just something you train on when you're not riding your $2,000 Zipps, so then Mavic has to introduce something even more proprietary and more exotic, hence the R-Sys. Unfortunately, though, while the "bulletproof" Ksyrium has some expensive aluminum spokes and a hub that tends to start howling at inopportune moments (all of which are easy for the roadie to rationalize), the R-Sys just plain explodes.

Alas, wheels can only get so round, so companies have to start getting creative with all the stuff between the axle and the tire in order to keep selling more of them. But it's a tricky proposition to engineer and market a product that lasts just long enough to be considered "bulletproof," yet not so long that the rider won't need to replace it after a season or two. And when you can't even convince a roadie that something's "bulletproof," then you're in real trouble. In any case, if you want a wagon wheel, you're probably better off just buying an Aerospoke--though I suppose knowing your wheel can blow up at any moment makes every ride that much more epic.

Sticky Fingers and Sticky Issues: Thefts, Failures, Recalls, and Judgments

In yesterday's post I mentioned a stolen orange bike, which prompted commenter Kale to point out, "And, what's with the alarmingly biased ratio of orange bikes getting stolen?" Yes, it does appear that thieves love orange; awhile back I pointed out that "orange is striving to be the new stolen." Kale also did a little investigating on Craigslist, which yielded this:



STOLEN: Orange Crescent Fixed Gear (Bushwick)
Reply to: sale-983771089@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-07, 1:06PM EST


I locked it to scaffolding last night while at bushwick country club. This asshole knew what he was doing. It's a 1970 Swedish "CRESCENT" pepita special frame, orange, with an old mini U-lock attached to it. This bike has about 10,000 miles on it since I first built it up in 04. Dura-ace low flange hubs laced to mint green rims, with scuffed up sugino 75 cranks. Please let me know if you see any of this around. Good luck parting it out, you piece of shit.


Generally, when I mention a bike theft in a post, I try not to get too emotional. However, in this case I simply can't contain myself. Goddamn it, nobody--I mean nobody--steals a Swedish bike in my town! American, Taiwanese, British, Italian, French, that's one thing. But once you've hit Scandinavia you've officially crossed the fjord, and I can't be responsible for any harm that I might administer to you should I find you. I probably shouldn't say this, but I have a small room in the basement of the new Ikea in Red Hook, Brooklyn where I "deal" with Swedish bike thieves. I probably also shouldn't go into much detail about what "dealing" entails, but trust me, you'll think twice about your transgressions when you're bound to a Joakim swivel chair with your feet in a bowl of Ärtsoppa and a car battery wired up to your nipples.

By the way, the victim did not provide a picture, so I've made my own rendering according to his description. Using "technology," I did a fixed-gear conversion on this Crescent from Campyonly:



Eat your heart out, Taliah Lempert.

Here's another stolen orange bike:



Stolen Track Bike_Orange Samson NJS_REWARD - $1
(Lower East Side)

Reply to: sale-982791215@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2009-01-06, 4:21PM EST


Bike was taken on Grand at Essex in LES about a month ago.
Bright orange-red Samson. Generous reward 646.265.1199


Actually, this one's been missing for awhile. By the way, going forward my new BSNYC/RTMS Energy Substance will feature pictures of missing bikes on the packaging.

This one's not orange, but it does have a "unique color pattern":




STOLEN Single Speed Road Bike - Reward! (Park Slope/Crown Heights)
Reply to: sale-982280161@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-06, 10:47AM EST

Hey All, My bike was stolen outside of the Brooklyn Public Library yesterday (1/5/09). It is a single speed Motiv with a unique color pattern of Pink/White/Grey. It has blue handlebars too. If anyone sees it on here and wants to be a good citizen, you will be greatly rewarded! Thanks for your help.

We already know bike thieves have no scruples. (Taken in front of the library? For shame!) More than that, though, this post leads me to believe that bike thieves may also have a unique genetic make-up and may actually see color differently than regular people do. My current theory is that they can only see either orange alone or else every single color at once so long as orange is absent. They can't see any other solid colors by themselves. Perhaps I'll conduct some tests on my subterranean Ikea detainees. It will be a collabo with Kryptonite involving a giant Skinner box and a lot of Skittles.

By the way, if your Univega was stolen this guy has it:

I bought your Stolen Univaga (Williamsburg)
Reply to: sale-977191220@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2009-01-02, 9:28AM EST

Describe it to me and Ill get it back to you.


Of course, it's more likely the Univega was simply left behind. Univegas are like cheap umbrellas--if you leave one in a bar or a restaurant you might walk back a half a block for it, but once you turn the corner you just figure, "Screw it." And even if someone is seeking their missing Univega, they've doubtless been thrown by the misspelling in the posting title. "Univaga" sounds like a feminine ointment, and most people would probably be embarrassed to claim that from a stranger.

But while thieves only steal bikes that are orange or everything except orange, they'll take wheels of any type:




Stolen Wheel Reward (Chelsea)
Reply to: sale-982126225@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2009-01-06, 7:44AM EST


A front silver hpplusson rim, silver spokes to a silver formula hub was stolen by canal street a few weeks ago. I built the wheel myself, and its laced under,over,under 3 cross. It also has a message to theifs on the inside under the yellow rim tape. Did you buy this wheel from someone? I work on this bike and could really use it back. Reward if found!!

thanks guys!

I wonder what the message to the thief was. I also hope it was written in orange, otherwise they might not be able to read it. And if you're looking for a common thread when it comes to wheel theft, that thread may very well be H Plus Son rims. Here's another one that was stolen and subsequently recovered:



UPDATE - Stolen Rear White Track Wheel (Reward)
Reply to: sale-980787000@craigslist.org [?]

Date: 2009-01-05, 9:23AM EST


Found! someone saw my post on here and indeed bought the bike with my wheel on it. Going to go pick it up soon. PLEASE PEOPLE - If you ever see a person trying to sell a nice bike, parts to bike, or something just doesn't ad up. Buy the bike, post it here and you too might be a hero. Thanks! My wheel was stolen last night on Driggs & n8. Everything was locked up but the rear wheel :(. There was an older Spanish dude seen last night near Bushwick Country club at around 10:30pm trying to sell a junky blue conversion with my rear wheel on it. If you bought the bike I will pay you for the bike + reward. If you have any info please email me. Thanks!


It's a Black Phil High Flag hub laced with black spokes and black nipples to a White H+Son Rim. A 18t and a 16t cog on each side. Not many people have these rims, there hard to get.


The only thing rarer than a white H Plus Son rim is a "Black Phil High Flag" hub. Black Phil is noted rapper Black Rob's older brother, and is well-known for manufacturing high-quality bicycle hubs. While his Low Flag and Mid Flag hubs are more common, he only did a limited run of the High Flag hubs and as such they are highly coveted by all enthusiasts of bicycle components manufactured by the siblings of noted hip-hop personalities. (The only components that fetch a higher price are T-Pain's brother T-Bag's hand-fabricated antiseptic leather top tube pads.) I also wonder what the wheel's owner means by "Spanish dude." Was he actually from Spain, or was he just someone who spoke Spanish? Was he even speaking Spanish? Maybe he was a weary Portuguese and he just sounded Spanish due to fatigue. By the way, you'll notice that the transaction took place at the ironically-named Bushwick Country Club, where the Swedish bike was stolen. Fishy. Swedish fishy.

Incidentally, if you're not aware, H Plus Son rims were at the center of a controversy awhile back, when one of them mysteriously failed under a fixter. This drew the attention of none other than uber-curmudgeon and serial retrogrouch Jobst Brandt, who predictably used it as an opportunity to tout not only his well-known hatred of hard anodized rims ("I haven't seen such a split since black hard anodized rims first appeared on the market in the 1970's") but also to flaunt his super-human Bunyanesque riding ability. ("Well rims get over water boiling temperatures rapidly as I have tested in alpine descents. You cannot touch such a rim without burning the skin of a finger.") However, he did have the modesty to omit his story about using his smoking-hot MA2s to heat a pot in which he cooked a nourishing broth from copies of his highly-regarded book, "The Bicycle Wheel." (Though this may only have been because the film version is still in development.)

In any case, H Plus Son is a relatively new company, and they've got a ways to go before they begin to rival Mavic, the exploding wheel experts. Ever since unveling its carbon-spoked $1,300+ R-Sys wheelset, tales of spectacular failures have abounded. One online retailer actually says that "Mavic blows the doors of the laboratory with the new R-Sys Wheelset," and that should have served as a warning at the time. I don't work in product R&D, but I would think that something that explodes in the laboratory probably isn't ready for market. However, only now is Mavic issuing a recall:


Mavic now acknowledge that the front R-Sys can fail "during use in certain circumstances." They don't specify what those "certain circumstances" are, but I think we can infer that they mean "riding." As such, Mavic will give customers a "new upgraded R-Sys front wheel." I'm not sure what they mean by "upgraded" either, but perhaps the upgrade will include those crazy metal spokes everyone's been talking about. I hear they're totally bomb-proof.

Lastly, if you're wondering where things stand with The Great BSNYC/RTMS Fyxomatosis Photo Parody Contest (presented by Boston Whaler Boats--The Unsinkable Legend) rest assured that evaluations are proceeding apace. Also rest assured I'm not taking this lightly, which is why I have not rushed to judgment. Just to give you an idea of what I'm dealing with, consider this:



This is a submission from someone called "thealphastate." I have censored it to render it safe for work, but rest assured that in its uncensored state you can see everything. (And by "everything" I mean the place where you'd use Univaga.) In a tale worthy of Bust magazine, thealphastate claims that he met the woman in the photograph while he was trackstanding in an alley, and that after helping her repair her old crappy 10 speed they adjourned to his apartment where the above photo was taken and presumably a liaison ensued.

I can't show you the photograph in more detail at present (since, as I said, it's not safe for work and it's not hosted someplace I can link to), but I can show you something you probably don't want to see, which is another photo of thealphastate's fixterified Pista Concept in front of a washing machine. I can also say that my job as a judge is hard because:

1) The submission technically came after the deadline so I must decide whether or not to allow it;
2) I must decide whether or not to believe the alphastate's alley trackstand pickup story;
3) If the alley trackstand pickup story is true, then the photo was not conceived expressly for the contest; rather, it was an opportunistic photo later repurposed for submission to the contest.

This is just one example of the kinds of issues with which I'm grappling. But rest assured I'm not afraid of a little grappling, and I remain determined to wrestle this thing to the ground and declare a winner soonishly.

Black Monday: The Aerospoke Crisis

(This is now an endangered species!!!)


I'm usually not one to overreact. The sub-prime mortgage crisis, global warming, poison toys from China--I take these things in stride. So as I checked in with the various news outlets this morning, it was with the usual casual detachment--until I clicked over to kingkog.com and read this:

Attention customers interested in Aerospoke wheels:

Due to the high demand in these wheels there is a 2 week wait time. The Aerospoke Company themselves can not keep up with the orders. The availability of them is constantly fluxuating! From a 2-4 day wait time to a possible 3 week wait time. Especially orders with powdercoating. I have them available online to order, But at this time it is only for pre orders. If you need it to show up in less time please do not order from here.


Now I was scared. A worldwide Aerospoke shortage is about the most horrifying scenario I can contemplate. I was just about to hit the streets and start looting when it occurred to me to check the Aerospoke website. I mean, just because King Kog doesn't have them doesn't mean they're really not available, right?

Wrong.

700c--out of stock.

26 inch--out of stock!

20"--OUT OF STOCK!!!

Even tandem wheelsets are out of stock! (Yes, Aerospoke makes tandem wheelsets.)

Okay, no big deal, right? I can get one on eBay! There's nothing you can't get on eBay. You can get a wood-rimmed wheelset on eBay for a BIN of $425.

Guess what? Apart from a couple random sizes, you can't get them on eBay.

Like a cancer diagnosis after decades of smoking, the invasion of Pearl Harbor after a century of isolationism, or the day you finally admit to yourself that you should not have gotten that Whitesnake tattoo, this was the moment when the reality of the situation became undeniable and I realized that my life would be changed forever.

We can no longer keep our heads buried in the sand. We need to deal with the Aerospoke Crisis. People, we need to act! And while I'm only one person, I plan to do my part by brainstorming some temporary solutions. Here's what I've come up with so far:

1) IMPLEMENT THE LEND-A-SPOKE PROGRAM IMMEDIATELY

There are thousands of people all over America with brand-new track frames. They are slowly building these frames according to rigorous style guidelines in order to post them to internet photo galleries, and in some cases even ride them. However, a chilling number of these people are simply a front Aerospoke away from completing their rides and knowing the joys of fixed-gear cycling. If you are fortunate enough to already own an Aerospoke, lend it to one of these riders! If it's your only wheel, pass it back and forth so you can at least both ride every other day. And if you have more than one, for the love of God, give it to somebody! This is no time to be selfish!

2) STOP USING A BRAKE

Normally I'm a staunch advocate of front brake use when riding a fixed-gear on the road. However, in times like these we have to make sacrifices. While a front brake may be safe, it also wears out your braking surface. And we don't know how long this shortage is going to last. So until Aerospoke catches up on demand, I implore everybody to remove that brake, put on a beefy rear tire, and protect that precious Aerospoke! (Oh yeah--don't crash.)

3) FIND AN ALTERNATIVE WHEEL

Just like alternative fuel sources such as solar power, vegetable oil, and alcohol are no substitute for sweet, fragrant gasoline, no wheel can ever truly replace a powdercoated Aerospoke. However, right now we have no choice. Here are a few possibilities, along with their pros and cons:

Mavic iO:

Pros: Awesome looking!

Cons: Not NJS; tubular; costs $3,000

Spinergy Rev-X:





Pros: Awesome looking!; the Macarena of cycling wheels, they are a fad most would like to forget, and anyone who's got one laying around will probably pay you to take it.

Cons: No longer made or supported by Spinergy, so you don't get their world-famous warranty service (though you can trade them in for their latest crappy wheels); famous for exploding in a carbon-fiber hailstorm of Belfast confetti

Wheelchair Wheels:




Pros: Awesome looking!; comparable in price to Aerospokes; no unsightly braking surface; handrail has great potential for stunting

Cons: 25" size only good for pursuit bikes; Limited tire choice


If you have ideas, please share them. In the meantime, thanks for reading. Together we WILL get through this!

Retarded Wheelset Hall of Fame

(Mavic re-invent the wagon wheel)

So everybody probably knows by now Mavic is introducing a new wheel. I'm not going to get into the technical details, but it literally uses carbon-fiber drinking straws for spokes, and it's based on the same engineering principle as the wagon wheel. (I wish I were joking.)

Now I know that as soon as these stupid things come out I am going to be surrounded by them at local races, and I dread it in the same way and for the same reasons I dread going to Williamsburg. I hate most pre-built wheelsets, because (without getting into techinical details) they suck. So, in honor of the Jobst Brandtian tradition, and to coincide with the release of Mavic's new wagon wheel, I bring you The Retarded Wheelset Hall of Fame*
(*I know I'm missing a lot, but these are some of the worst offenders)


The Stupid FSA Wheels with the Triple Hub Flange


These sport a giant third flange in the middle of the hub. Because I think we all agree we needed another flange.

Specialized Roval Amoeba Freakout

Specialzied bought the old Roval name so they could produce this sci-fi nightmare. Like FSA, Specialized went to town on the flanges. Marketing tagline: "It's flange-tastic!"




Spinergy "You Can't Suck My Wheel Because My Wheel Sucks Too Hard Already" Spox
In keeping with the sci-fi theme we have the Spox. Actually, was this pronounced "Spocks" or "Spokes?" Don't know. All I know it was ugly, it was about as aero as a catamaran sail, and you don't see too many in service anymore.

Topolino Rolling Abortion

The concept here was one continuous spoke made out of some kind of flexible fiber that went all the way through the hub or something. Whatever--it looks like they have those plastic spoke decorations they put on kid's bikes. The name also evokes pure speed. Actually, it evokes Topol, the smoker's tooth polish.
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